[2726] in Humor
three wishes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ajai Bharadwaj)
Wed Mar 24 20:56:52 1999
To: rubbermaid@MIT.EDU
Cc: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 24 Mar 1999 20:53:44 EST
From: Ajai Bharadwaj <ajai@MIT.EDU>
<< > Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in
a trap.
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes..." The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or
better!" The woman said, "That would be okay", and for her first wish she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world... The frog warned her,
"You do realize this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, and Adonis, that women will flock to him...". The woman
replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and
he will only have eyes for me...". So, poof - she's the most beautiful
woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
in the world. The frog said, :That will make your husband the richest man
in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you...". The woman said,
"That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what
is his is mine...". So, poof - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack...".>>
