[2699] in Humor
FW: One for the file (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Weed)
Fri Mar 5 09:06:25 1999
Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 09:03:19 -0500 (EST)
From: Matthew Weed <weed@galaxy.med.yale.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
"Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we
respect ourselves, can we gain the esteem of others, or rather only
then will it come of its own accord" Albert Einstein
Matthew Weed <matthew.weed@yale.edu> <weed@galaxy.med.yale.edu>
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 04 Mar 1999 22:11:45 -0800
From: Owen Ewald <ome@u.washington.edu>
To: Matthew Weed <weed@galaxy.med.yale.edu>
Subject: FW: One for the file
Because of your past involvement with the blond joke list, I thought you
would appreciate this.
Owen
>> True Story right from the Associated Press:
>>
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>> Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws. While there, she went to a
>nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
>>
>> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up,
>her eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head.
>>
>> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
>walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
>looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
>she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
>for over an hour.
>>
>> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
>were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
>>
>> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
>on the back of her head.
>>
>> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
>noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back
>of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
>dough and thought it was her brains.
>>
>> She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
>brains in for over an hour-until someone noticed and came to her aid.
>>
>> And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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>> Phredderick W. Waring
>> 2-65 bld. Door W-15
>> 655-0857
>> phrerd@aol.com
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