[2695] in Humor
Medical Humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Descent God)
Tue Mar 2 14:21:56 1999
From: "Descent God" <descentr3@hotmail.com>
To: autodeletion@hotmail.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 02 Mar 1999 11:20:38 PST
After nearly forty years in practice as a gynecologist, John
decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love,
auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics
school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John
worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same
proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students
completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took
the entire four hours allotted. John tossed and turned in bed
that night, dreading the next morning when the exam scores would
be returned.
The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a
score of 150% for his exam.
John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could
do this well on the exam. But tell me, how did I earn a score of
150%?"
The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly
disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly
reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having
done all of it through the muffler."
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