[2666] in Humor
Fwd: HUMOR: Blonde JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Feb 17 09:27:56 1999
Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 09:23:32 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: The DAILY DOSE! <yasha@harari.org>
>Subject: DAILY DOSE! 2/16/99
>Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 03:58:50 +0200
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>HOT IS HOT; COLD IS COLD
>
>A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks,
>"What is that?"
>
>The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
>
>The blond then asks, "What does it do?"
>
>The clerk says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she buys
>one.
>
>The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss, also a blond, asks,
>"What is that shiny object?"
>
>She replies "It's a thermos."
>
>He asks, "What does it do?"
>
>She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
>
>He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
>
>"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
>
>
>Source: Mark Maier
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