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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxanne M Cartwright)
Tue Feb  9 23:35:08 1999
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Subject: FW: bar joke
Date: Tue, 9 Feb 1999 22:19:03 -0500 
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>A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
>minutes later,
>a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few
>minutes
>after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
>bartender
>goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
>"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
>"I'm
>just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something
>comes
>up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
>    With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You
>idiot!
>You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
>
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