[2627] in Humor
HUMOR: MasterCard Commercial
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jeremy Nimmer (E-mail))
Wed Jan 20 19:49:11 1999
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From: "Jeremy Nimmer (E-mail)" <mistere@MIT.EDU>
To: "'Humor Mailing List (MIT)'" <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 19:47:13 -0500
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THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $34.00
Table dance: $40.00
Second round of shots: $34.00
Third round of shots: $34.00
Private 'dance' in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless
