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Fwd: Fwd: check this out - "RUFF RIDERS ANTHEM" (REMIX)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxie)
Wed Jan 20 18:21:13 1999
From: "Roxie" <roxanne-misty@excite.com>
To: sigmas-humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 15:18:45 PST
I guess it would help if you know the original "Ruff Riders Anthem" by DMX..
but, its funny anyway...
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> Subject: Fwd: check this out
> Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 16:57:07 PST
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> >From: "Edmond Fox" <e_fox@hotmail.com>
> >To: archer_boy@hotmail.com
> >Subject: check this out
> >Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 12:43:10 EST
> >
> >RUFF RYDERS ANTHEM (Clinton Style)
> >
> >Clinton: Somethin' new
> >
> > Chorus(2X):
> > Stop, drop, suck on my presidential cock
> > Oh, oh
> > Thats how Monica Lewinski blows
> >
> >
> > Clinton:
> >
> > Interns wanna try, Interns wanna lie
> > Then Interns wonder why, They catch it in their eye
> > All I know is pain
> > All I feel is rain
> > How can I maintain, with madd bitches on my brain
> > I resort to violence, secret service move in silence
> > Like you don't know what are style is
> > D.C. politians the wildest
> > My bitches is wit' it
> > You want it? come and lick it
> > She took it then she licked it
> > If oral sex is sex, damn right I hit it
> > What the fuck you gonna do, when I cum all over you
> > fuckin' wit' my balls too, don't know what im gonna do
> > I'ma have ta show wiggaz how easily she blow wiggaz
> > When you find out there's somemore wiggaz, that's runnin with her
> >wiggaz
> > Nothin' I can't handle, break it up and dismantle, light it up like
> >a candle
> > just cause I can't stand you
> > If you heard the lewinsky tapes, if you think that shes bussin'
> >grapes
> > If you think you shes overwieght? Then you havent seen Linda Tripp
> >on tape
> >
> > Chorus(2x)
> >
> > Is ya'll citizens crazy?
> > I'll buss you and be swazy
> > Stop actin' like a baby, mind your business lady
> > Nosy Interns get it too, when you see me point my dick at you
> > you know I wanna get head from you
> > Ya I know it's pitiful
> > That's how Clinton gets down
> > Watch why cock spit round
> > Make ya'll interns keel down, to suck dick my now
> > Oh you think it's funny then you don't know me honey
> > It's about to get ugly, give me head I'm horny
> > I guess you know what that mean, come up off that green
> > Five bitches over eighteen, i wanna make it into a porno movie
> >scene
> > Give a president a loan, leave him alone
> > let a president bone and he'll em fuck in his home
> > Home of the brave, my home is the white house
> > and youll be my sex slave til' my home is a grave
> > I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers
> > Interns talkin' paper then how they wanna rape us
> >
> > Chorus(2x)
> >
> > Look what you dun started,
> > She asked for it, she got it
> > I had the chance, should have shot it
> > Now my good reputition is departed
> > Get at me whore, did I rip shit with this one here I flip shit
> > Republicans know when I kick shit
> > It's gonna be some slick shit
> > What was that look for, when I walked in the door
> > Oh you thought i wouldnt blaze it raw, boom not anymore
> > Cause now you on the floor, wishin you never saw me walk
> > through that door, with that 4 4
> > While walking to my bed
> > Two more gave me head, got the floor red
> > Yea that bitch gave good head
> > Another pornographic mystery, It's goin' down in history
> > Republicans ain't never did shit to me
> > Bitch ass reporters can't get to me
> > Gots to make the move, got a point to prove
> > Got a make'em grove, had that bitch like ooh
> > So to the next time, you hear this president ryhme
> > I'll try to keep my mind, off of gettin pussy and crime
> >
> > Chorus(1x)
> >
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