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If I died...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxanne M Cartwright)
Mon Jan 18 17:21:48 1999
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><< If I Died...
> A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
> "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.
> We all need companionship."
> "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in
>this house?"
> "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we
>want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
> "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the
>wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
> "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going
>to last a long time, so I guess she would."
> "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and
>slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
> "Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
>
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