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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Roxanne M Cartwright)
Fri Jan 15 15:47:00 1999
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Date: Fri, 15 Jan 1999 15:39:23 EST
From: Roxanne M Cartwright <roxie@MIT.EDU>
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Subject: if life ran backwards...
Date: Fri, 15 Jan 1999 13:35:05 EST
From: Shivani M Reddy <sreddy@MIT.EDU>
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out
of
the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go
to
work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high
school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
and
after you spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an
orgasm.
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