[262] in Humor
HUMOR: It isn't smoking pot if you don't inhale
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed May 11 22:23:28 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 11 May 94 22:21:02 EDT
Date: Wed, 11 May 1994 19:54:46 -0600
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <matossian@aludra.colorado.edu>
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From: LISSY@AppleLink.Apple.COM (Abraham, Lisanne)
- It isn't tabloid reporting if you're only reporting that the tabloids
reported it.
- You're still sober as lounge as you can still say your worms promperly.
- It isn't a preexisting condition unless you had it before you existed.
- You're not fat if clothes are actually made in your size.
- You are not guilty of DUI if you thought someone else was driving.
- It isn't vote fraud unless you can prove those dead guys would have voted
the other way.
- You are not abusing drugs if you store them in a cool, dry place and never
yell at them.
- It is not premaritial sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- It is not speeding if there are still cars in front of you.
- It isn't adultery if she reminds you of your wife.
- It isn't reckless driving if you get into a wreck.
- You are not overweight if you can still touch somebody's toes.
- It isn't procrastination if you decide to postpone it right now.
