[2598] in Humor
carols
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Dawn M Nekorchuk)
Thu Dec 17 18:22:55 1998
From: Dawn M Nekorchuk <dawneko@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 18:19:03 EST
Mind Teaser: Christmas Songs
These are the names of well-known Christmas songs, rewritten in PC
(pretty convoluted). See if you can decipher them. First one given to you
as an example.
1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas
"Oh, Holy Night"
2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling
4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors
5. The apartment of two psychiatrists
6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist
7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis
8. Decorate the entryways
9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element
10. Oh small Israel urban center
11. Far off in a hay bin
12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole
13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season
14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation
15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your
yuletide season
16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully
17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in
the dark hours
18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction
19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe
20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory
sense organ?
21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels
which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of
precipitation, darling
