[2584] in Humor
HUMOR: How to order pizza
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mikhail Khusid)
Wed Dec 9 09:30:17 1998
From: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 9 Dec 1998 09:27:56 -0500
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"Svetlana Kazak" <sv_kazak@definf.unibel.by> on 12/09/98 04:21:12 AM
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The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the
author who introduces the story swears it's true.
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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens
of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of
the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery
service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded
by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the
hospital.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans
of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the
front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to
the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance
in the rear? We have the
front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click.
