[2571] in Humor
HUMOR:Swinging Mars Couple
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sat Nov 28 21:46:17 1998
Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 21:46:50 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Swinging Mars Couple
>Date: Fri, 27 Nov 1998 02:00:55 -0600
>
> A couple from Mars lands on the earth and soon meet up with
> an earth couple.
>
> They hit it off so well and begin asking questions and
> learning about life on each other's planets. Eventually, the
> conversation turns to the question of sex. Each couple tries
> to explain how they mate, but they find it somewhat
> difficult to explain.
>
> Neither can understand what is being described so one of the
> ladies suggests they switch partners for an evening so they
> can get a better understanding.
>
> The earth woman and Mars man go into the bedroom and they
> undress.
>
> The earth woman says "Gee, you're small".
>
> The Mars says "no problem" and hits his forehead and he
> grows longer.
>
> The earth women is amazed and says "not bad".
>
> The Mars man hits his forehead again and grows even longer.
>
> The earth woman is pleased but says "It's kind of narrow"
>
> The Mars man pulls on his ears and get thicker.
>
> The earth woman says "Not Bad".
>
> The mars man pulls on his ears and gets even thicker.
>
> The earth woman is now so pleased, so they get busy with the
> act.
>
> The following morning the two couples meet in the lobby and
> the earth man asks his wife how it went.
>
> She says "It's the best I've ever had. How about you?"
>
> The earth man says "My head hurts so bad. She kept hitting
> me on the forehead and pulling on my ears."
>
>
> (Thanks to Gulf1401 for submitting that one)
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