[2570] in Humor
HUMOR: Jesus is Watching You
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sat Nov 28 21:41:48 1998
Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 21:42:21 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>Subject: Jesus is Watching You
>Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 08:42:53 -0600
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> A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight
> on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is
> watching you."
>
> He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking
> for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
>
> This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a
> parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?"
>
> The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn
> you, is all."
>
> The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your
> name?"
>
> "Moses."
>
> "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
> 'Moses'?"
>
> The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks
> who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'".
>
>
>
> (Thanks to HugAPet1 for that one :)
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