[2529] in Humor
Statements
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Zhenye)
Mon Nov 2 16:04:07 1998
Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 15:53:14 -0500
From: Zhenye <descentr@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
These statements were found on actual products.
On Nytol:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On hairdryer instructions
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots' (pharmacy chain in the UK) children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery after use.
