[2494] in Humor
HUMOR: Short Subjects
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Tue Oct 13 18:42:11 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 18:39:21 EDT
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From: Steve Weiss <SteveWeiss@comshare.com>
Senility Prayer
(A variation as you age)
God, grant me the Senility
to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune
to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight
to tell the difference.
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Heaven and Hell
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed
but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and
didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll
show him just how wrong he is."
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Bomb Squad T-shirt
The other day, there was a bomb scare in Rio Rancho, NM, at the Giant gas
station. Of course, the bomb squad had to be called out to investigate,
which in turn brought the news crews. In the local paper the next day, there
was a picture of a bomb squad
member, wearing a shirt that read:
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!"
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