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Ruminations -- September 30, 1998
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Ruminations for September 30, 1998
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Is it just me,
or does "once upon a time"
sound intentionally vague?
(Alisa Meadows)
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If I were smart, I'd probably start fewer
sentences with "If I were smart."
(Scott Ventura)
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I think a good idea for a new Broadway musical
would be "Jonestown!" featuring the toe-tapping
finale, "Don't Drink the Kool-Aid!"
(R.M. Weiner)
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