[2459] in Humor
HUMOR: Another Top Ten
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
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>TOP TEN REASONS G-D CREATED EVE
>
>10. G-d worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because
>men hate to ask for directions.
>
>9. G-d knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV
>remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see
>WHAT ELSE is on!)
>
>8. G-d knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
>out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
>
>7. G-d knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for
>himself.
>
>6. G-d knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage
>night.
>
>5. G-d knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be
>able to handle childbearing.
>
>4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put
>his tools.
>
>3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to
>blame his troubles on when G-d caught him hiding in the garden.
>
>2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
>
>1. When G-d finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched
>His head and said, "I can do better than that."
>
>
>Source: Fran Krebs
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