[2451] in Humor
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Camilla R Fox)
Fri Sep 11 16:52:01 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1998 16:47:54 EDT
From: Camilla R Fox <cfox@MIT.EDU>
(from http://www.metallinks.com/sillynet/humrs/s056.shtml - I remembered
it from a while ago, but couldn't find it in the discuss archive, so
here it is again - formatting altered)
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought
on board.
You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
Luke... Help me remove these pants.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily
guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one... Your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first
sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Short pants is better than no pants at all.
