[2421] in Humor
HUMOR: Headlines
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Aug 19 09:17:49 1998
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 09:13:49 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1998 22:38:26 +0000
>Subject: More Headlines
>
>Every few months or so I accumulate newspaper headlines that
>various people send in. Here's that batch for this month.
>
>- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
>
>- Deer Kill 17,000
>
>- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
>
>- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
>
>- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
>
>- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>
>- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>
>- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
>
>- Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
>
>- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
>
>- Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
>
>- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
>
>- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
>
>- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
>
>- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
>
>- Air Head Fired
>
>- Steals Clock, Faces Time
>
>- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
>
>- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
>
>- Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
>
>- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>
>***
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