[2420] in Humor
HUMOR: Bumper Stickers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Aug 18 09:09:27 1998
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1998 08:56:52 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1998 22:29:46 +0000
>Subject: Bumper Stickers
>
>See any good bumper stickers lately? Here are some I've seen around...
>
>* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
>
>* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
>
>* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
>
>* All generalizations are false.
>
>* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
>
>* I brake for no apparent reason.
>
>* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
>
>* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
>
>* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
>
>* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
>
>* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>
>* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
>
>* Rehab is for quitters.
>
>* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
>
>* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
>
>* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
>
>* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
>
>* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
>
>* No radio - Already stolen.
>
>* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
>
>* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
>
>* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
>
>* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
>
>* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>
>* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>
>* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
>
>* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
>
>* Caution: I drive like you do.
>
>***
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