[2413] in Humor
HUMOR: Modern topical poetry
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Aug 14 11:15:32 1998
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 11:07:22 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>>From: Catherine Cezeaux <<cezeaux@fas.harvard.edu>
>>Subject: Fwd: OT: Modern topical poetry
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>>These are v. bad!
>>
>>C
>>
>>>
>>>>This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to
>>>>use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick.
>>>>Here are the 3 winners.
>>>>
>>>>---------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>Contestants' Entries:
>>>
>>>>Entry # 1
>>>> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
>>>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>>>> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>>>> on this flute made of beef
>>>> that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>>
>>>>Entry # 2
>>>> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
>>>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>>>> Since you look such a mess,
>>>> use the hem of your dress
>>>> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>>>>
>>>>Entry # 3
>>>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>>>> what Kaczynski must surely have known:
>>>> that an intern is better
>>>> than a bomb in a letter
>>>> given the choice of how to be blown.
>>>
>>>Linda in Vienna (hoping this doesn't get me in trouble with the two
>>>Barbaras)
>>>
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