[2405] in Humor
HUMOR: World Cup One-Liners
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Aug 4 11:39:52 1998
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 11:36:55 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: yasha@harari.org
>Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 22:06:33 -0400
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>WORLD CUP ONE-LINERS
>
>"Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on
>who's facing him" - David Pleat
>
>"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St John
>
>"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in
>the game" - Kevin Keegan
>
>"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give
>him one really hard" - Big Ron
>
>"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" - Brian Moore
>
>"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish" -
>Ian St John
>
>"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored" - Terry Venables
>
>"The Croatians don't play well without the ball" - Barry Venison
>
>"It had to go in, but it didn't" - Peter Drury
>
>"That's lifted the crowd up into the air" - Barry Davies
>
>"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss." - Bobby Robson
>
>"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" - Kevin Keegan
>
>
>*** More Kevin Keegan (retired footballer/active TV audience
>annoyer)specials:
>
>"Only one team can win this game....and that team is England", followed
>by Brian Moore "But wait a minute, here's Dan
>Petrescu................."
>
>"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"
>
>"That would have been a goal if the goalkeeper hadn't saved it"
>
>"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except
>that it's completely different"
>
>"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it
>nearly came off"
>
>
>*** Some Big Rons:
>
>"Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind"
>
>"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all
>over their faces"
>
>"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to
>carry on their shoulders"
>
>"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"
>
>"He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate"
>
>"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"
>
>
>Source: Bob Harari
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