[2393] in Humor
Heaven and Hell
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Jul 30 16:31:38 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 16:12:24 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1998 23:43:52 -0700
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
From: Mike Weston <mweston@ix.netcom.com>
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
The computer version:
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
