[2391] in Humor
RE: Humor: Only in America
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Patrick McCormick)
Mon Jul 27 12:01:06 1998
From: "Patrick McCormick" <pmccormi@MIT.EDU>
To: "Mikhail Khusid" <Mikhail_Khusid@notes.teradyne.com>, <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1998 11:50:16 -0400
In-Reply-To: <8525664E.0044A353.00@notes.teradyne.com>
> CONGRESS PASSES AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT
Just to be fair, this article is from The Onion, (C), (TM), etc.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/noabilities.html
ObHumor:
For all of you eternal researchers out there, may I also recommend:
"Intensive Five-Year Study Finds Five Years A Long-Ass Time"
....
Among the other notable findings in the 350-page report: that none of the
researchers would ever have those years back again; that many of the
researchers' friends had established lucrative private-sector careers,
gotten married and started families; and that extreme irritability, nausea,
vomiting and loss of appetite would result if any of the researchers ever
heard the word "dichlorobenzene" again.
....
http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/fiveyearstudy.html
