[2372] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Jul 9 09:39:25 1998
Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 09:33:09 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <<jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>
>Subject: FW: Blonde Joke
>Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 09:09:32 -0400
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>> A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
>> handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went
>> to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any
>> jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you
>> charge?"
>>
>> The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that
>> the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's
>> wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband,
>> "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>
>> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>>
>> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>>
>> "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I
>> had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached
>> in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not
>> a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
>>
>> +++++++++++++++++
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