[2369] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Jul 2 09:01:53 1998
Date: Thu, 02 Jul 1998 08:52:46 -0400
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Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
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Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
leite@fas.harvard.edu, Carlos Zalduondo <cjz@usa.net>
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>To: joke@joker.org
>Date: Wed, 1 Jul 1998 22:31:37 +0000
>Subject: Nursing Home
>***
>
>Two elderly women in a nursing home were interested in two
>elderly gentlemen, living in the same home, but try as they
>might, they couldn't get the attention of the men. Then, one of
>the women had a brilliant idea. "Why don't we strip off our
>clothes, and streak past them in the TV room?" The second
>woman agreed that this might work.
>
>The very next day, they mustered up their courage, took off
>their clothes, and ran past the two men as fast as they could,
>giggling all the way.
>
>One man turned to the other and said, "Joe, was that Irma that
>just ran past us?" The other one said, "I think so, but what
>the hell was she wearing?"
>
>The first one said, "I don't know, but it sure needs ironing!"
>
>***
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