[2362] in Humor
A Heartwarming Story
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (--)
Mon Jun 29 22:11:43 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 22:05:20 EDT
From: -- <brians@MIT.EDU>
> "A Heartwarming Story"
>
> The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a
>Junior high
> school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the
>principal's office
> after the school had sponsored a luncheon for
> the elderly.
>
> Dear Reyer School:
>
> God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
> Senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county
>home
> for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that
>someone thinks
> of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
>
> My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would
> never let me listen to it. The other day her radio fell and broke
>into a
> lot of pieces.
>
> It was awful. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said
>fuck you.
> Sincerely,
>
> Edna Johnston