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A Heartwarming Story

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (--)
Mon Jun 29 22:11:43 1998

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 22:05:20 EDT
From: -- <brians@MIT.EDU>

>     "A Heartwarming Story"
>
>     The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a
>Junior high
>     school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the
>principal's office
>     after the school had sponsored a luncheon for
>     the elderly.
>
>     Dear Reyer School:
>
>     God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
>     Senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county
>home
>     for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that
>someone thinks
>     of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
>
>     My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would
>     never let me listen to it. The other day her radio fell and broke
>into a
>     lot of pieces.
>
>     It was awful. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said
>fuck you.
>     Sincerely,
>
>     Edna Johnston

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