[2357] in Humor
HUMOR: What do you want to see?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (katyking@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jun 26 15:54:02 1998
From: katyking@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 15:45:17 -0400
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young
girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns
to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will
give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this
young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she
says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I'll show you my
thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar
bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off
their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I
will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." Naturally,
all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window
and points to a hospital in the distance and says "There!"
