[2356] in Humor
HUMOR: At the Store
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Jun 26 09:31:37 1998
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 09:25:40 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <<Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 22:26:12 +0000
>Subject: At the Store
>
>***
>
>A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen
>upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so
>many different boxes of condoms. The father replies...well, you
>see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You
>have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night. The son then
>asks his father, well what's the 6 pack for? The father replies,
>well that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday
>night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.
>
>Then the son asks his father what the 12 pack is for. The
>father replies, well that's for when you're married. You have
>one for January, one for February, one for March......
>
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