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HUMOR: Membership not enclosed

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue May 19 17:33:02 1998

Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 17:26:08 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU, mowu@MIT.EDU, "MEGallagh@aol.com" <MEGallagh@aol.com>,
        Kris_Kelly@notes.pw.com, jbran18610@aol.com, dunbar@MIT.EDU,
        dahv@MIT.EDU, rpr@ma.ultranet.com, mtsai@bqa.com, immer@MIT.EDU,
        jack.gingras@ae.ge.com, tlawlor@palmerdodge.com, nkahn@gph.com,
        GDeVoe@rimco.com, celia_kent@harvard.edu,
        Maryellen Fitzgibbon <mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu>,
        cjwells@fas.harvard.edu,
        Cheryl Guarino Buccelli <c_buccelli@harvard.edu>,
        s_donovan@harvard.edu, leite@fas.harvard.edu,
        Carlos Zalduondo <cjz@usa.net>
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>

>From: Wendy Heger <<wheger@wbc-architects.com>

>To: "'Sharalee Field'" <<pug@alum.MIT.EDU>

>Subject: FW: Membership not enclosed

>Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 14:57:30 -0500

>X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet E-mail/MAPI - 8.0.0.4211

>Encoding: 60 TEXT

>

>WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN...

>***********************************************

>

>The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.

>

>The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.

>

>The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?

>

>The Arafat club?                Yessir.

>

>The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.

>

>The Ebert movie club?           Roger.

>

>The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.

>

>The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.

>

>The Japanese theater club?      Noh.

>

>The quarterback club?           I'll pass.

>

>The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.

>

>The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.

>

>The Spanish optometrists club?  Si.

>

>The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.

>

>The pregancy club?              Conceivably.

>

>The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week

>

>The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept me anyway

>

>The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at my house

>

>The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?

>

>The Prayer Group                God willing!

>

>

>

>

>

>

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