[2315] in Humor
HUMOR: Once Apun a Time
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue May 19 17:14:48 1998
Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 17:09:04 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>To: ljr@MIT.EDU
>Cc: pug@MIT.EDU
>Subject: Hee hee hee
>Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 13:47:43 EDT
>From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <<abennett@MIT.EDU>
>
>I love inflicting pain... :)
>
>-Drew
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>Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 07:33:47 -0700
>From: Peter Chandra <<tenor10@jps.net>
>
>Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
>
>Income Tax: Capital punishment.
>
>A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.
>
>Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
>
>To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.
>
>A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats,
>and the police didn't have anything to go on.
>
>Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words.
>
>Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.
>
>Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain
>during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
>
>Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes and fell on hard
>tines?
>
>Why won't melons elope in Las Vegas? They cantaloupe.
>
>Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common?
> A: They both involve sandy claws.
>
>Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
>
>Kleptomaniac: One who can't help himself from helping himself.
>
>Did you hear about the snake who gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?
>
>Once I got angry at the chef of an Italian restaurant, so I gave him a
>pizza my mind.
>
>The fish secretary lodged herself in a pipe and could no longer type.
>Her doctor said, "This is a clear case of 'Carp in tunnel' syndrome."
>
>A friend of mine who commutes to work everyday through the Lincoln
>Tunnel with a bunch of co- workers recently complained about what a
>pain it was. I told him that he may have a bad case of "car pool
>tunnel syndrome."
>
>California smog test: Can UCLA?
>
>The competition at a local dog show was quite "Ruff"
>
>Q: How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
> A: Dis-gruntled.
>
>
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