[2304] in Humor
Adams Rib
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific)
Wed May 13 09:28:50 1998
Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 09:11:07 -0500
To: Humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific <rose@ilp.mit.edu>
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to
give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will
cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every
decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and
will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love
and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God what would a woman like this cost him??
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said "What can I get for a just a rib"???
The rest is history.
