[2303] in Humor
Top 10 Ironic Celebrity Deaths
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific)
Wed May 13 09:23:54 1998
Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 09:14:20 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jim at ILP Asia-Pacific <rose@ilp.mit.edu>
THE "PREDICTED" TOP TEN MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATHS
10) Ellen DeGeneres - Suffocates in the closet
9) Susan Lucci - Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept
an Emmy
8) Jenny McCarthy - Struck by a random thought
7) Frank Sinatra - Killed by Stranglers in the Night
6) RuPaul - Prostate Cancer
5) O.J. Simpson - Murdered by the "Real Killer" in an apparent suicide
4) Madonna - Exposure
3) Unabomber - Mail bomb returned due to "Insufficient postage"
2) Al Gore - Dutch Elm Disease and the "Predicted"
NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH
1) Bill Gates - Falls out of a Window
