[2299] in Humor
[Fwd: Fwd:this is funny!]
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anna Penelope Lane)
Sun May 10 17:33:47 1998
Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 17:27:49 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Anna Penelope Lane <annalane@MIT.EDU>
>>> It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You
>>> put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to
>>> be
>>> swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and
>>> you shake your head bravely.
>>>
>>> He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger
>>> has found
>>> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your
>>> body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
>>> deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done
>>> this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open
>>> wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to
>>> plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting
>>> to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,
>>> going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges
>>> throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as
>>> he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
>>> painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head
>>> and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill
>>> but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few
>>> frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he
>>> pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He
>>> looks at
>>> you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that
>>> you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
>>> You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first
>>> time to have a tooth pulled.
>>>
>>> Naughty, Naughty!
>>> What were you thinkin'?
>>> PERVERT I know what you were thinking!
>>>
>>> YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TOO 5 PEOPLE AND YOUR DEEPIEST DESIRES WILL
>>> COME
>>> TRUE, BUT IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY
