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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelya)
Thu May 7 15:08:57 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 07 May 1998 14:56:21 EDT
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where
the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
"menage a trois"
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the
woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true
nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are
low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture,
cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any
Maggie Schett
[Assist. to the Docs Control Offr./ADCO, DCS]
Jennifer Heberer,
SecB/CPC - Ext. 153
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