[2280] in Humor
HUMOR: Womanly advice about men
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Apr 23 07:47:11 1998
From: Michael Khusid <mkhusid@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 07:38:28 EDT
I think I have seen some version of this joke on the list before,
but I am pretty sure it was not this exact message.
Mike.
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Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 01:20:03 -0700
From: Helen Polonsky <lena@inreach.com>
Subject: Re: humor
I HOPE NONE OF YOU WILL FIND THIS JOKE OFFENSIVE. I PERSONALLY HAVE
NOTHING AGAINST MEN AND I DON'T HATE THEM BUT THIS JOKE IS VERY VERY VERY
FUNNY.
HELEN
> Womanly Advice About Men
> ******************************************************************************
> ******************
> 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is via his stomach, you're aiming
> too high.
>
> 2. Women don't make fools of men - most men are the do-it-yourself types.
>
> 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've gotten sick of
> him.
>
> 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
> other things too.
>
> 5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to
> do.
>
> 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
>
> 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
>
> 8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -- "don't"
> and "stop" (but not used together).
>
> 9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell
> them apart.
>
> 10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
>
> 11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually
> find that he already is.
>
> 12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men
> -- a woman.
>
> 13. Words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be
> wrong, but you could still use them!
>
> 14. Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent. But
> they make great pets!
>
> 15. Mens' brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
>
> 16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
>
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