[2279] in Humor
good, bad, worse...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Irina Margolin)
Wed Apr 22 12:18:54 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 22 Apr 1998 12:11:12 EDT
From: Irina Margolin <racha@MIT.EDU>
1. Bad: You find a porn film in your son's room. Worse: You're in
it.
> 2. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
> 3. Bad: Your husband's a cross-dresser. Worse: He looks better than
>you.
> 4. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
> 5. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
> 6. Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your son "borrowed" it.
> 7. Bad: Your wife is sick. Worse: Of you
> 8. Bad: Your unit only measures out to be 2 inches long. Worse:
>Erect!!
> 9. Bad: Your husband has become a playboy. Worse: Centerfold
> 10. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.
> 11. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually
> 12. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in
>unexpectedly.
> 13. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
> 14. Good: Your boyfriend is on a diet. Bad: So he'll fit into your
>clothes.
> 15. Good: Your daughter practices safe sex. Bad. She's eleven.
> 16. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: She's 350 pounds
> 17. Good Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
> 18. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.
> 19. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.
> 20. Good: Your wife's just experienced her first orgasm. Bad: With the
>postman.
> 21. Good: Your wife's got a flat stomach. Bad: And a matching chest.
> 22. Good: Your wife's got large breasts. Bad: And a matching ass.
> 23. Good: Your wife reminds you of your mother. Bad. In bed
> 24. Good: Your girlfriend's got soft, long, blonde hair. Bad: Under her
>arm.
> 25. Good: Your daughter's boss raves about her work. Bad: He's a pimp.
> 26. Good: Your son just graduated from high school. Bad: He's 27
