[2276] in Humor
worth the wait?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Oleg Drozhinin)
Wed Apr 22 00:12:02 1998
Date: Wed, 22 Apr 1998 00:07:07 -0700
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Oleg Drozhinin <drozhioe@biomed.med.yale.edu>
forwarded message: Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a
couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the
driver's seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat
knitting. Stopping to investigate, he walked up to the driver's window
and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes,
Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"Well, sir, I'm reading, and my girlfriend is knitting a sweater."
"How old are you, son?" the officer asked.
"I'm twenty," the boy replied, looking at his watch. "And in about
twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."
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