[2234] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Irina Margolin)
Thu Feb 12 12:36:29 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU, dkatz@radnet.com, lisansky@MIT.EDU, braykin@MIT.EDU
Cc: natashka@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 12:30:54 EST
From: Irina Margolin <racha@MIT.EDU>
>
>
> > "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
> >
> > "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
> >
> > "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
> >
> > "No"
> >
> > "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records.
> Your
> > name?"
> >
> > "Bill Gates"
> >
> > "Country?"
> >
> > "The USA"
> >
> > "Native language?"
> >
> > "English"
> >
> > "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please
> use
> > this
> > number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face
> > with a
> > pie?"
> >
> > "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
> > person
> > distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
> >
> > "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face
> with
> > a
> > custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
> >
> > "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any
> > custard, so I
> > really don't think it was a custard pie."
> >
> > "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
> >
> > "Yes"
> >
> > "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
> >
> > "No"
> >
> > "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past
> month?"
> >
> > "Yes"
> >
> > "Any pies then?"
> >
> > "No"
> >
> > "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come
> in
> > again. I'll wait."
> >
> > "Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
> >
> > "Did you get hit by another pie?"
> >
> > "Of course not"
> >
> > "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
> > looks
> > like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem,
> > though.
> > If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation
> > and call
> > us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department.
> > <click>"
> >
> > --
> >
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