[2224] in Humor
Toddler Property Laws
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jill Muchnij)
Tue Jan 27 13:08:46 1998
From: Jill Muchnij <muchnij@alleg.edu>
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 98 12:53:58 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
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Date: Tue, 27 Jan 98 09:08:27 EST
From: Joe_Muchnij@dayton.saic.com
To: munch@mit.edu, muchnij@pellns.alleg.edu
Subject: Toddler Property Laws
Subject: Toddler Property Laws
Toddler Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it...
Oops. Sorry, I goofed.
I had meant to send you the Toddler Property Laws,
but I've accidentally picked upt Bill Gates' business plan instead.
