[2193] in Humor
Cute Funnies.....
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason I. Lima)
Tue Nov 18 01:52:04 1997
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 01:46:45 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Jason I. Lima" <lima@MIT.EDU>
Couple of funnies to start off your day -- hope you haven't heard them before:
>A salesman calls this house, and the 3 year old son answers the
> phone.
>
> The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your mother?"
>
> The boy whispers in a very low voice, "She's busy."
>
> The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your daddy?"
>
> The kid whispers again, in a very low voice, "He's busy too."
>
> The salesman then asks, "Is there anyone else there?"
>
> The tot replies in the same quiet voice, "A policeman."
>
> The salesman inquires, "Can I talk to the policeman?"
>
> The boy repeats again, in a low whisper, "He's busy too."
>
> The salesman again questions him and asks, "Is there anyone else
> there?"
>
> The kid comes back in a whisper, "A fireman."
>
> The salesman then wants to know if he can talk to the fireman.
>
> And once again the tot whispers, "He's busy too."
>
> By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on. He asks the
> boy, "What are they all doing?"
>
> The little rug-rat replies, still in a very low whisper...
>
> "Looking for me."
There was this farmer who had four daughters.
One night he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing
there. The young man says, "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up
Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The
farmer thought that was so cute so he let them go out.
Pretty soon another knock at the door and another man was there. He
said, "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance.
Is she ready by chance?" Again the farmer thought it was cute and let
them go out.
Soon another knock on the door and yet another young man was standing
there. He said, "My name is Moe, I'm here to get Flo. We're going to
the show. Is she ready to go?" Once again the farmer thought it was
cute and let them go.
Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there.
He said, "My name is Chuck", and the farmer shot him.
