[2185] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sabrina Greenberg)
Thu Nov 13 09:16:16 1997
Date: Thu, 13 Nov 1997 09:09:47 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Sabrina Greenberg <sabrinag@MIT.EDU>
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>> A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl,
>> out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
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>> The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.
>> You'll learn this as you get older.
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>> The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
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>> Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't
>> talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
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>> The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off
>> another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
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>> The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that
>> is a
>> subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it
>> now."
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>> The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a
>> friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her
>> and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to
>> do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a
>> like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
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>> Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.
>> The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old
>> you are. I k now how old you are. You're 32 years old."
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>> The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you
>> know that?"
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>> The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much
>> you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
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>> "Where did you learn that?"
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>> The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you
>> and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."
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