[2184] in Humor
a few jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelya)
Wed Nov 12 13:43:32 1997
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 1997 13:21:34 EST
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can
remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my
mother."
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