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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Ian J C Duggan)
Tue Nov 4 21:41:52 1997
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Subject: Goes to prove once again...
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A young woman walks into a doctor's office complaining about a rash on her
chest. Upon examination, the doctor discovers the rash is in the shape of
a 'Y'. The doctor asks the woman if she can think of anything which might
explain it.
"Well," the woman replies, "it could be my boyfriend. You see, he goes to
Yale and when we have sex he insists on wearing his letter sweater."
The doctor tells the woman to make her boyfriend take off the sweater before
they have sex. Later that same day another woman comes in with a rash on
her chest, this one in the shape of an 'H'.
When questioned, the woman explains that her boyfriend goes to Harvard and
insists on wearing his letter sweater when they have sex. The doctor gives
the second woman the same advice as the first and sends he on her way. Later
yet another woman comes into the office with a rash in the shape of an 'M'.
Before the woman can explain, the doctor exclaims, "I bet your boyfriend goes
to Michigan!"
A smile breaks across the woman's face as she exclaims, "No! My girlfriend
goes to Wellesley!"