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HUMOR: The value of time
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Mon Oct 27 17:52:14 1997
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 1997 17:44:40 EST
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From: amarkina@MIT.EDU (Aleksandra Markina )
From: "Benjamin F. Bunnell" <bunnell@student.umass.edu>
From: "Timothy A. Gleason" <tag13@gmag.com>Subject: [Fwd: humor]
From: "Maureen O'Hara" <maureeno@microsoft.com>
> Subject: The value of time
>
> To realize the value of ONE YEAR
> Ask a student who has failed a class
>
> To realize the value of ONE MONTH
> Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
>
> To realize the value of ONE WEEK
> Ask an editor of a weekly.
>
> To realize the value of ONE DAY
> Ask a daily wage laborer.
>
> To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
> Ask a person who has missed the train.
>
> To realize the value of ONE SECOND
> Ask a person who has survived an accident.
>
> To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
> Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
>
> To realize the value of ONE NANOSECOND
> Ask a Hardware Engineer
>
> And if you still don't realize the value of time...
> You must be a Software Engineer
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