[2154] in Humor
HUMOR: Dog life lessons
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Sun Aug 31 22:57:54 1997
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 22:53:03 EDT
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From: rocky@hal.com (Rochelle Grober)
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In the spirit of those two wonderful books about learning important things in
Kindergarten, I offer the following lessons:
All I need to know about life I learned from dogs.
o If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
o When it comes to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg.
o Don't go out without I.D.
o Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on
their shoes.
o Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
o Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
o Always give people a friendly greeting - a cold nose in the crotch is
effective.
o When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're
dragged out from under the bed).
o If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
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