[2147] in Humor
HUMOR: "Not all there" terms...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Victor P Morales)
Tue Jul 29 10:25:04 1997
From: Victor P Morales <vicmoral@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 1997 10:13:38 EDT
Here are some amusing "Not all there" terms from the newsgroups.
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Mind like a rubber bear trap
He's all hat and no cattle.
If that ain't a fact, God's a possum.
So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.
He's so busy you'd think he was twins.
He'll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.
So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
Cold as a cast-iron commode.
She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.
So ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Confused as a goat on AstroTurf.
Handy as hip pockets on a hog.
So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so
she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.
Looks like he sorts bobcats for a living.
So buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence.
If brains were leather, he couldn't saddle a flea.
