[2121] in Humor
HUMOR: Crossbred Dogs
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jun 27 09:37:30 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 1997 09:34:23 EDT
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 1997 23:51:07 -0700
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
From: Chris Peterson <peterson@lanai.hpl.hp.com>
From: awalker@wsgr.com (Ann Yvonne Walker)
Crossbred Dogs:
Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
