[2102] in Humor
HUMOR (naughty): Three kids
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Jun 9 14:19:00 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 1997 14:09:39 EDT
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 1997 13:06:22 EDT
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first
available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is
shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where
she gets fixed up.
As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says
"You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet
lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass
through their system through normal metabolism." As time goes on the
woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one
of the girls comes up to her mother and Says "Mummy, I've done a very
weird thing!". Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter
replies "I passed a bullet into the toilet". The woman comforts her
and explains all about the incident at the bank. A few weeks later,
her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes.
"Mummy, I've done a very bad thing!", the mother says "Let me guess.
You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The daughter looks up
from her teary eyes and says "Yes. How did you know?". The mother
comforts her child and explains about The incident at the bank. A
month later the boy comes up and says "Mummy, I've done a very bad
thing!". "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" "No, I was
masturbating and I shot the dog"!!!!!!
